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Elfpacker Quotes 5


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Featured Quote 5

"Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -A friend
Submitted by: [Blood Moon Wolf]

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"Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast!?" - My wrist band
[MadHatress]



"Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -Friend of mine

"Cry me a river so I can build you a bridge to get the heck over it!" -My brother (how nice of him)
[Blood Moon Wolf]



The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

[White Wolf]



Bullshit. All american, prime cut, grade A, tenderized bullshit. - George Carlin

Old People are like zombies, you've gotta blow their freakin heads off. - Me.

All he needed were two shots of whisky and he was all over him like a fly on a piece of very seductive manure. - me, again.

~[James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]




Once again, you manage to snatch defeat right away from the open jaws of victory....

YOu come from nothing, you ended up with nothing, so what did you lose? NOTHING!
  - Eric Idle, Life of Brian

Life is like a box of chocolates. Always in there the flavours you DONT want.

[Ringbearer]



'I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now'
[nevan]


"Death rides hard in battle, and its sword is sharp. Borne swifter on the wings of hate, it cares not whom it slays." - Unknown
[DragonicTunes]



"You better get unsick fucking ricky tic" Jamie Fox, JarHead
[Elf_Person]


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Voting:

831) Who's quote pwns the rest? (No administrator)

Number of voters: 21
a) "Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast!?" - My wrist band [MadHatress]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Phantomhive], [Sonya Blue]

b) "Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting vitamins from a crackhouse, it just doesn't work." -Friend of mine [Blood Moon Wolf]
Number of votes: 10 (48%) Voters: [Looni Commanda], [Neo the black cat], [Commandaaah], [Blood Moon Wolf], [Sky Chord], [$cutie kim$], [Dr. Carlisle's Esme Kitty], [youth of the born one], [POP goes the cork screw], [Noble]

c) "Cry me a river so I can build you a bridge to get the heck over it!" -My brother (how nice of him) [Blood Moon Wolf]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

d) All he needed were two shots of whisky and he was all over him like a fly on a piece of very seductive manure. - me, again. [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)

e) Once again, you manage to snatch defeat right away from the open jaws of victory...[Ringbearer]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Ringbearer], [chugnut]

f) I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now'[nevan]
Number of votes: 2 (10%) Voters: [Orochimaru], [nevan]

g) "Death rides hard in battle, and its sword is sharp. Borne swifter on the wings of hate, it cares not whom it slays." - Unknown [DragonicTunes]
Number of votes: 5 (24%) Voters: [MadHatress], [DragonicTunes], [Eyes of the Reaper], [My Sky's The Limit], [KikyouPuppy]

h) "You better get unsick fucking ricky tic" Jamie Fox, JarHead [Elf_Person]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)


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2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: ok i cant wait for the submissions to begin!

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: all right i have a quote for this mont as well!

2007-09-28 [Bookwyrm]: Yeah but you can't submit! You won the last competition. :P

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

2007-09-28 [Bookwyrm]: Yep. You'll have to wait until the next round. Sorry!

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: GRRRRR!lol

2007-09-28 [Bookwyrm]: :P It's just to give others a chance to win. Fairness is key. ^_~

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: ok...but if i see my quote up here im protesting! lol.

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: HA! nice one!

2007-09-28 [Bookwyrm]: -giggles- That is a nice one. :D

If you see your quote up there, it's being removed. Winning quotes are not allowed to be reused at all. That's why I list the featured quote at the top of the page it was submitted on...That way we can keep track and other people can see it too. I may eventually have to make a page of feature quotes though...

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: no, i mean my quote for next month...i have a good one and dont want it stolen.

2007-09-28 [MadHatress]: *smiles* thank yew...

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: lol...your welcome. and good luck on winning.

2007-09-28 [MadHatress]: thank you ^_^

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: *bows*

2007-09-28 [MadHatress]: *smiles happily*

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2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: lol.

2007-09-28 [MadHatress]: tEEhEE

2007-09-28 [Bookwyrm]: Oooh...well, just don't advertise it! XD

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: its in my dairy.

2007-09-28 [MadHatress]: o.0 she said DON'T advertise...lol

2007-09-28 [Bookwyrm]: XD Well, set it to friends only or personal so no one else sees it until the next competition.

2007-09-28 [Orochimaru]: kk

2007-09-30 [Bookwyrm]: Member who last added quotes:

If you're going to add quotes, please, add your username so we know submitted (we still know, we can check who updated the page, but we want to enforce the idea that you need to put your own name there).

Also, the last quote you submitted was entirely too sexist, we don't want that here. Sorry. :(

2007-09-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: that wasnt sexist... but i wont make a fuss.

2007-09-30 [Bookwyrm]: -pokes- That last quote is (mostly) from Futurama, as well. :P Edit: Exact quote "I'll be all over her like a fly on a very seductive pile of manure." - Zapp Brannigan, Futurama

2007-09-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: yeah, but I made it my own. trust me, i've learned to get around copyright infringement.

2007-09-30 [Bookwyrm]: And you consider that a talent? Mmhmm.

2007-09-30 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: more useful than math.

2007-09-30 [Bookwyrm]: Useful, but lacking in morality. But pretty much everyone and everything is these days.

2007-10-01 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Unfortunately it seems that in order to survive in this world you have to lack some form of civil moral code...

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: Meh. I've survived, and with morals! -cheers- Mind you, they aren't the same as everyone else's morals. So I suppose, even if one were to have morals, they may be entirely different morals from my own, and therefore just because I think it's wrong doesn't mean that the next person does, therefore who is right? Both. And neither. However, I do have to admit that there should be some morals that everyone should agree on no matter what other morals they may have...but...it's unlikely this will happen any time soon as the human species seems to be devolving rather than evolving when it comes to morality, civility, and humanity. Oh well. XD

2007-10-01 [Eyes of the Reaper]: Amen, Babe! o.o

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...Morals?*blinks*...whats that?

2007-10-01 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i still dont see how my jokes were sexist. MAYBE inappropriate, but not in a sexist way.

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: i wanna see them...send them to me!

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: One joke was sexist. It was like the "I like my women like I like my chicken" comment. And yes, it was inappropriate--entirely. Therefore it does not belong here. That was not going to be put on mainstuff.

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...wait...hell yeah thats inapporiate!

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: You don't have to agree with me. :P

However the decision to remove it will not change. It does not belong here. Put it on your house, a wiki, I don't care. :P Just not here.

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...he better not try it again...i hate those jokes.

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: I'm inclined to agree with you there. -_-

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: -nod- Agreed. x_X

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...*glares at person who made up that joke*

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: -glares at person who made food fattening- >.>

2007-10-01 [Orochimaru]: ...your glaring at god?

2007-10-01 [Bookwyrm]: -giggle- I don't think I could do that even if I wanted to. My eyes aren't used to staring at everything all at once. XD

2007-10-02 [Orochimaru]: eh...true.

2007-10-05 [Orochimaru]: ...im voting for nevan!

2007-10-07 [White Wolf]: I guess my quotes weren't good. None got put into the poll...wish I could have at least got a notice :(

2007-10-07 [Ihsahn]: I think the fact your quote isn't on the poll is notice enough.

2007-10-07 [Amaranthine]: Thats not nice

2007-10-07 [White Wolf]: eh who cares. Elfpack has never been nice.

2007-10-08 [James Von Fugger, King of the Zombies!]: i'm not a big fan of my quotes. the only good quotes I can think of involve some form of 'misogyny'.

2007-10-08 [Bookwyrm]: Er...why did we do two from one person? -_-

2007-10-08 [Orochimaru]: lol.

2007-10-15 [Bookwyrm]: Voting closed! Congratulations to our newest Quoter, [Blood Moon Wolf]! Submission period for the next competition will begin shortly. This page is closed, so anyone who has this page on watch, please remove it and place Elfpacker Quotes 5 on watch. :D Thank you!

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